Friday, March 6, 2009

3rd March 2009

As mentioned before, this was supposed to be Square Root Day, but the retarded war mongers that our leaders are, decided lets ruin this day for everyone by attacking the last people on earth muslims or Pakistanis (unless you're a die-hard cricket fan well aware that our team sucks soo bad its too late to help them) could consider enemies thereby once again proving that YES INDEEDIO; things Can get worse.

In other news, some guy named Mikhail Borisovich Khodorkovsky (MBK) is going to be tried for financial crimes, im just waiting for the bankers & brokers of the West (yes you infidels, I said West) to be prosecuted aswell for effectively (insert your preferred expletitive) the economies of the world. I dont see that big of a hit in Pakistan which is obviously because we have what, 1% o the population that deals on credit, while in developed nations that number is for the privelaged with cash.

Apparently Nick SarKozy got a load of death threats - as I dont live in France, im not about to speculate without facts (a tactic on the O Reily factor) about Why that is the case.

Cheers,

Babar KJ

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Thats right, you cheated death

While the world watches wars, elections, assassinations, bailouts, stock drops and celebrity scandals in awe, we all failed to ask ourselves: What did I do of significance today? How Have I made a Difference? When will I make my Mark? Who is my one & only?

Well, lucky you for procrastinating yet again because we have yet again survived the apoc.
Turns out on the 2nd March, an asteroid nearly hit us. Its expected to make a round trip by 2029.
Now you may be upset at not being informed well ahead but know this:
Astrologers discovered it on Friday.
Had it slammed down onto the Earth, it would have exploded with the force of a large nuclear blast somewhere in the Pacific Ocean west of Tahiti.

It missed us at 8:44 EST on the 2nd March.

Quit lazing around and SIEZE YOUR LIFE!

Cheers,

Babar KJ

Square Root Day

Turns out theres a day to celebrate the squares of your roots. Seriously:

http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2009/03/02/wtf/doc49ac9848212a9432970656.txt

so 3rd March 2009 was the 1st one Im aware of, 4th April 2016 will be the next Im less likely to care about and by the time 5th Mary 2025 rolls around, I'll be too busy obsessing over the prospect of turning 40.

Apparently Maths buffs (a group of people I will fail to understand TIME & TIME AGAIN) enjoy this rare event. I really dont see what the big deal is. For me, the closest I get excited about some random date is if its the 8th August 2008 or 9th September 2009 ... only because, as a student, a can secretly grin to myself that I know the dates' 8/8/8 or 9/9/9.
Course, I Have to be on Crazy Mode.

Cheers,

Babar KJ

Oh so you're awake now? Well done! Find more ways to waste Time.

(This was originally written 10th Jan'09, on Facebook after way too many aquaintances & colleagues insisted that a join groups to show support for the plight of the Palestinians. As of today, all the promises/drives/campaigns/charity collection of caring for them have ended completely, not just in my university but the whole nation - that I'm aware of - im not about to assume "I know everything")
[For the record, i think its great that people become Aware of whats going on outisde of their comfort zones, but when they pretend to be a part of a cause just because its fashionable or will make them look noble, that just Grinds my Gears - seriously, at this point NO ONE mentions Gaza or FATA simply because its not "in"].

The Post:

Howdy hypocrites.

What exactly do you plan on achieving by condemning the attacks on Gaza? Oh you’ll boycott the products will you?

(a) Why didn’t you boycott the iPod when USA invaded Afghanistan and Iraq, killing scores of innocents?

(b) And how long did the “ban” on Danish products last when the pictures of Prophet Muhammed were published?

A week?

2?

You really think you have the discipline to boycott the products listed in the community

***List of Israeli Products to Boycott THEM***

While you’re on this path on talking and “showing” support, I advise you to join the student community called Model United Nations, where you will meet other intellectuals like yourself who Love to talk and take no action. You can also join groups such as

"Citizens against War"

"Support Rally against Israel"to show your “support”.

Here’s an idea, approach an NGO or a reputed MNC, get them to collect donation/supplies and actually help. Israel has been an enemy of Palestine and Muslims in general for decades. This siege on Palestine has been ongoing since before the 9/11 attacks. So if you really care oh so much, try to boycott the products for that long.

I’m sure Israeli’s have shares or stake in Pepsi, Microsoft, Samsung, IBM, Lenovo, Toyota, Honda, Nike, Intel etc … lets ban them too.

And the fundamentalist’s mentality is in truth that if they’re making money off that, it means they’re paying taxes. If they’re paying taxes, that means they’re funding the military. If they’re funding the military, it means they’re funding the slaughter.

so, If you REALLY want to hurt Israel and the Enemies of Islam, ban them FOREVER and not every time they attack us. Personally I believe prevention is better than cure, but if you insist on helping out only after people start dying, that’s your messed up mentality.

And given the current “progress” on the war, let’s just say they back off. Will the boycott continue? Let’s face it; the world needs an excuse to bomb Muslim nations that can’t defend themselves. You stop boycotting them after the Israel siege ends, you go back to funding them, and they come back at you HARDER FASTER STRONGER.

Fast Fact: Israeli’s have a huge stake in the major companies of the world. You have to give up a complete standard of living to boycott them. Good Luck with that by the way.I don’t posses 2nd sight or Precognition, but this is what Just might happen.

1. No one who has the capacity, brain power or resources to actually make a difference will last in this “cause” for more than a year.

2. Israel will not be affected either way, they have a huge market and their strategies outstrip us any day.

On a side note, I know extremist retarded thinking and actions is like second nature to the majority of the population, and some of you have a say in what should of shouldn’t be done … so spread the concept of Peace.

And try to be civilized and refrain from bombing or destroying anything, to be heard or prove a point. Unless of course, you want to add-on reasons to the Republicans (ever growing) list of

“Why Pakistan Should be Nuked 10 Times”.

Importance of Elections in Pakistan

(Orginally written on the 23rd November 2008 - deleted by the Establishment)

Elections in Pakistan- RIGGED yet again.

And this will go on for as long as things go on.

But they Are of Great Importance to some. For me the elections are as important as that red light at 3am or Anything you significant other says while you watch UFC. GEO has uncovered evidence to prove how it was staged, not to mention pointing out that from now on, over one million pounds will be spent on Bilawal Bhutto's security.
Sure dont spend that money on the People [health, education, womens rights/empowerment] you hypocrites!
Spend it on someone useless, who doesnt need protection and who wont be of much use to the country for , oh i dunnno the next 25 years. Unless ofcourse PPP are trying to tell us that a fresh University graduate (with a bachelors in History) has what it takes to run a country [thats going downhill....you are handbrakes my friends..]

hey what do I know? Im just Enlightened with COMMON SENSE.

Obama all the way :-)

Cheers,

Babar KJ

If you cant do or be anything useful in life, atleast be Fair

Alot of people are blaming Israeli's for this war.This is exactly like the world blaming all muslims for the action of a few in 9/11.Do not blame Israeli's they're not all alike. Israeli's are human beings, so are jews. You cannot generalise them yet insist that they cannot assume we are terrorists being Pakistani/Arab or Muslim. It is irrational and unfair. So please stop the name calling. Vent your anger and comments against the Israeli army & government. The people of Israel condemn the attacks just as much as you have, if you dont believe me, watch the news or read their newspapers [opinion columns]. Do not paint slogans insulting JEWS or Israelis. be precise If you plan on resorting to the cowardly tactic of Name-calling.

Cheers,

Babar KJ