Thats right, you cheated death

While the world watches wars, elections, assassinations, bailouts, stock drops and celebrity scandals in awe, we all failed to ask ourselves: What did I do of significance today? How Have I made a Difference? When will I make my Mark? Who is my one & only?

Well, lucky you for procrastinating yet again because we have yet again survived the apoc.
Turns out on the 2nd March, an asteroid nearly hit us. Its expected to make a round trip by 2029.
Now you may be upset at not being informed well ahead but know this:
Astrologers discovered it on Friday.
Had it slammed down onto the Earth, it would have exploded with the force of a large nuclear blast somewhere in the Pacific Ocean west of Tahiti.

It missed us at 8:44 EST on the 2nd March.

Quit lazing around and SIEZE YOUR LIFE!

Cheers,

Babar KJ